FEATURED DISASTER · 01
BARBIE
A two-hour brand activation disguised as feminism.
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BURN INDEX
78%
VOL. 01 — A SATIRICAL PUBLICATION
Critiquing cinema through pure satire.
BURN INDEX
OUR PROPRIETARY METRIC
SALT SHAKER
AUDIENCE FURY
ICE COLD
≤ 20% — PERFECT
CERTIFIED COOKED
≥ 71% — DISASTER
A two-hour PowerPoint with explosions ✦Filmed entirely inside a tax loophole ✦The popcorn had better character development ✦A masterclass in how to misuse 200 million dollars ✦Editing apparently done with a butter knife ✦Screenplay generated by autocomplete ✦An accidental comedy in three acts ✦The end credits were the most emotional part ✦A two-hour PowerPoint with explosions ✦Filmed entirely inside a tax loophole ✦The popcorn had better character development ✦A masterclass in how to misuse 200 million dollars ✦Editing apparently done with a butter knife ✦Screenplay generated by autocomplete ✦An accidental comedy in three acts ✦The end credits were the most emotional part ✦A two-hour PowerPoint with explosions ✦Filmed entirely inside a tax loophole ✦The popcorn had better character development ✦A masterclass in how to misuse 200 million dollars ✦Editing apparently done with a butter knife ✦Screenplay generated by autocomplete ✦An accidental comedy in three acts ✦The end credits were the most emotional part ✦
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